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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.



The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...



P...



E...



N...



I...



S...



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH ...

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ladySnowStrixx
03:14 Jun 12 2009

LMAO, that was too funny.I love it.

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Sinora
08:43 Jun 12 2009

lol

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cadrewolf
23:35 Jun 15 2009

Great one

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hisdarkestdream
06:26 Jun 25 2009

Omg. That's funny.

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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.







All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.'







The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

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cadrewolf
21:17 Jun 08 2009

Like it.....

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Sinora
09:17 Jun 09 2009

lmao

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Idiosyncrasy
18:45 Jun 09 2009

You're silly!

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The guys were all at a deer camp.No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?"He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing -hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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KMD
05:31 Jun 06 2009

LMFAO!

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Oceane
03:57 Jun 13 2009

rofl BOL



OMG they heard me laugh on the second floor!

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